the 500 hats of Tony Sims

I can't believe its taken me 5 days to finish writing this, but here it is...

Well, another Thursday night has come and gone. The new slutzilla was there with her boobs hanging out of her crocheted shirt and her cowboy hat that is trying to look like Smokey's. She's such a slut; screaming and drinking and using the air microphone...but she's hot I guess, so people will do her. Even Matt crossed to the dark side and went over to talk to her! Traitor! Hey slutzilla, PS- if you're wearing ugly shoes, don't put them up on bar.

The band was in rare form. After the first set, they all came out wearing hats (minus Tony- I later found out he's just too cool to wear a hat) Dave was wearing one of Smokey's old hats, and Ryan was wearing a news boy hat. Tony was offered a fishing hat, but said "This is cute" and threw it to the floor. Apparently he's not into hats...that'd mess up his hair.

Now I'm sorry Jean, but I have to write about the best part of the night. At the end of the night, Jean went to the batroom for the 47th time and I was left sitting alone. Well, who should notice this, but Dave. Ahh Dave....take off that damn hat! I must admit, it made him look a bit chubbier and as Jean points out, "He wouldn't be so fat if he drank Bud LIGHT". Well, fat or not, at least mine came to talk to me! Anyway, Dave comes and sits next to me and we chat for a while...and by chat I mean me bringing up subjects and him answering the briefly. Man this band needs to learn how to talk to thier fans!!! Well, we talk talk about Tony and how he's too cool to wear hats...and he's definitely not a fisherman...But, when he was ready to leave, he slid he hand on my leg and said, "I'll see you next week!" That's right sir you will..and perhaps I'll follow the MMC tradition by taking off my pants! Tony, on the other hand, spent the evening talking to slutzilla at the bar...sorry Jean!

UPDATE: We went to Raggs on Friday night and Tony was there...with Slutzilla. They were actually there together. Jean, remember...I always have my Leatherman with me and it has 2 knives, a saw, and a screwdriver or two (you know, for really gory mauling), so just let me know when we should use it on slutzilla!