Monday, August 07, 2006

The Suspense is over

Here she is!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry it took so long...she was just too much for blogger to handle. This lady needed a photo bucket to upload her beauty!
Let me introduce you to Suspenders. Suspenders has a penchant for daisy duke shorts. And with a body like that, who can blame her? If you've got flaunt it....flaunt it all! Flaunt so much of it that you need denim suspenders to hold it all up! And yes boys..."they" are real. Don't believe me? Read her shirt. That's proof enough. I've often found that by wearing a shirt that says, "Yes they're real" you get a more positive response from classy men with mullets. Speaking of mullets, Suspenders loves em! She spent the whole night dancing with a (female?) mullet sporting tight, knee-length, cut off shorts and moccasins. Hott!!! While Suspenders is attracted to mullet, she herself prefers the giant blonde curly phony-pony. I guess the shirt wasn't referring to her golden locks. And to keep extra phony-ponies and spare suspenders, Suspenders carries a leather backpack with at all times to avoid and fashion crises. Its nice to be prepared.

So thank you Suspenders for a delightful evening. Not since Leopard Queen have I had so much fun!

Thursday, August 03, 2006

for the record....

I have tried twice (yesterday and today) to write the post about the previously mentioned MMC dancer. But BLOGGER won't let me post a picture...jerk ass. And Jean can agree that it just wouldn't be worth it without a picture. I will give you a hint...her name is suspenders. I'll try again soon. Stupid blogger.