Monday, July 16, 2007

Whaaat???

While I'm working with a customer today, I hear over my headset, "I'm heading up to 4th floor to look for the racoon". Since I'm with a customer, I don't react, thinking i must have misheard. Then a few minutes later, "Ok, I'm up on 4, where did the customer see the racoon."

I'm thinking to myself. This is Macy's. We don't carry racoons here. There can't possibly be a racoon in the store.

I was wrong.

Apparently racoons like Macy's sales too. And he thought he'd wander in from the parking ramp to check out the deals. Luckily he never got into the customer parts of the store. Mainly he was just in the entrance from our parking ramp roof, but that also means he missed out on the amazing linen sale!

So to recap, there was a racoon in my store today. I didn't get to see him, but John did, animal control was called, and the racoon did not buy any of the clearance Ralph Lauren sheets. Though at 60% off I'm sure he would have enjoyed them.

2 comments:

Jean. said...

Oh my GOD, that's horrible!...

...He didn't get any sheets? ...can't you see Lance chasing a racoon through Macy's?

Shan said...

CORRECTION:

After further inquiry, the racoon turned out to be an opossum...which doesn't really look anything like a raccon, so I'm not sure where the confusion happened.

Still...its funny.