Dance Time Fantastic

Last week was perhaps one of the best weeks ever at the MMC. EVER!

First of all, Jean and I smelled nice...Tony even said so. So that's a plus. Any day is a good day when you smell nice.

Secondly, it was "make out on the dance floor" night. Always one of my favorites. I love watching a man's hand slide all the way up a woman's skirt while they are grinding to Billy Jean. I think more old people should make out. You can never have enough of that either.

Thirdly, I would like to thank "smells like teen spirit" and "Johann Sebastian Mohawk" for asking Jean to dance. "Smells like teen spirit" had the dance moves of Dustin Hoffman in Rainman. I thought maybe he was upset because he burned the toast like in the movie. Johann Sebastian Mohawk thought he could woo Jean (even though he didn't really talk to her). He also thought he could dance. He also had a mohawk.

But the thing that tops 'em all is Leopard Queen.

Sir I would like to congratulate you on your fashion sense. Bravo! You wear animal print like no one I've seen before. You have legs that don't quit and a waist that models are envious of. You also have a fancy mustache and shiny bangle bracelets. Your dance moves are far superior to anyone else's. I cannot compete with you sir, nor would I want to. Thank you for making my night. Words cannot do this man justice so I will allow the pictures to speak for themselves.