Monday, May 07, 2007

Long Awaited Peacock Post

A couple of weeks ago, Lance, Jean, Mom, and went to the Schell's Brewery tour. Now, sadly, the tour was LAME. VERY VERY LAME. But, for the low price of $2.00 we were able to play with peacocks, make fun of tour ladies, and get a little buzzed. The best $2.00 I've ever spent!!! And here is our day at Schell's.....

A happy peacock, minding his own business.


And along comes Lance.


This can't be good.


I'm gonna kick ya!


I'm not puttin' my tail up! Stop chasing me!!!


Do these turn you on Mr. Peacock???


I hate brewery tour assholes.


Well after successfully pissing off the Schell's peacock, it was time to go on the tour. The tour, however, was not good. We stood outside of the buildings and listened to the robotic tour guide talk about them. She didn't not appreciate our humor....not many people do. So we all decided to rebel against the tour and play in the coupln booth. My mom was supposed to be supervising us...does taking pictures of us misbehaving count as supervision?

Look out Jean!!!

I would like to buy another case of delicious Grainbelt Premium please!

Right about now is when the tour lady caught us.

And then the best part of the tour...



Look what I can do!!!


Budweiser, I'm sorry, but I had to...


It was a good day.